We’ll Contact You Shortly

And by “shortly” I mean within 24 hours. That is, unless you left a funny or inspirational message. That escalates our response time from “shortly” to “promptly” (within the hour).

We like rewarding inspirational and / or humorous souls with a faster response time. Those calling with Pearl Jam tickets will receive an “immediate” response time of  < 3 seconds and our eternal gratitude 🙂